1 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,760 Spencer is loving, Absolutely adorable! 2 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,360 Jill, how old is he? 3 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,560 - 14 months. - It's so sweet! 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:26,560 They grow so fast... It's incredible! They are born and it is instantaneous! 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,120 - It's instant growth. - Look at this little broccoli! 6 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,840 Where is the dust? 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,880 Tell me what they did at the foot of the broccoli. 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,320 - I like the bread. It's crunchy. - Right! 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,480 Seriously? 10 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,080 Look at this broccoli! There's nothing! 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,160 They cut everything. There's no dust. 12 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,360 Is there someone at this table Who eats cauliflower? 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,760 What is this? Who invented this vegetable? 14 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,600 Larry the Jeremy wants to ask you something. 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,120 - I wanted to ask you something. - Nothing special. 16 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,360 I will apply to a scholarship. 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,320 Do you want to exchange glasses with me, is that it? 18 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,760 I like your Clark Kent style. 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,920 It works in the galleries. 20 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:17,000 I will apply for a scholarship at the LA Municipal Museum of Art and... 21 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,640 I'm very excited. But I need a recommendation 22 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,480 and I would be forever in your debt, 23 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,800 if you could write that letter. 24 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:33,680 - I would really appreciate it. - I love the debt part, believe me. 25 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,240 I don't understand that much about art. 26 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,800 - But meet him! That's what matters. - And his work, right? 27 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,240 - He's been an asset. - Without a doubt. 28 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,960 It seems pretty easy. 29 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,080 - And yes. - Well... 30 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,440 - Of course! For sure. - Great! 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:58,520 - I thank you immensely. - Here's to Larry! 32 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,040 And it's a future scholarship, right? 33 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:08,280 And the Lakers! The season will start tomorrow. Let's include them in the toast. 34 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,240 You're not a Lakers fan, are you? It's from the Knicks. 35 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,520 - I'm a Knicks fan. - Table for one! 36 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,320 But I'm going tomorrow night. 37 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,040 My agent has a permanent place next to the Lakers bench. 38 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:23,280 - There are some spectacular places! - It's incredible! 39 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,000 - You can believe it! - But you're a Knicks fan. 40 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,880 I root for my opponents. I can't stand the Lakers. 41 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,560 - No! - I can't stand them. 42 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:36,440 I'm so happy when I see 19 thousand people sad to lose. 43 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,480 When they lose, which is very rare. 44 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:43,520 Very rare. There's Shaq! It's the best player in the world and that's it! 45 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,440 - I'll be right back. - I'm crazy about coriander, I confess. 46 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,560 I need to enjoy this moment, while Bob is in the bathroom. 47 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,320 Jeremy and Larry, for Bob's 40th birthday, 48 00:02:55,360 --> 00:03:00,400 I want to offer one of those books where everyone dedicates a page. 49 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,080 - Do you know what I'm referring to? - One page? 50 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,120 It could be anything. If you can draw... 51 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:10,640 You can draw a work of art and you write a memory of Bob 52 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,400 or a poem, or something they shared. 53 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,560 Let it be funny. It would be great, if it were funny. 54 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,360 - Great! I would love to do that. - Thanks. He would love it. 55 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,040 - It's an honor. - Larry, do you want to participate? 56 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,680 - One page? - It would be nice. 57 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:31,280 I have so limited time... I have to write his letter. 58 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,720 The dedication to Bob It doesn't have to be a big deal. 59 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,400 - You could do that. - Yes... 60 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,240 Seriously? Great! Thanks. 61 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:46,040 Thanks. It would be great! Bob's birthday is on Saturday. 62 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,920 Can I pick up everything on Wednesday? 63 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,240 Does anyone want to share a cheesecake? 64 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,880 - I would love dessert. - Actually, we can't wait. 65 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,000 O qu�? 66 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,840 My parents are here and I don't want to leave them alone. 67 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,800 - Sorry. - Where are you going? 68 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,160 We're on holiday. My parents are here. 69 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,920 Let's see, do you want... 70 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:13,640 Do you want money for dinner? Do you want me to pay for part of dinner? 71 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,840 - Sim. - For sure. 72 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,520 I don't know. How much was it? 73 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,240 60 dollars or what? I don't know... 80? What did you eat? 74 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,560 We only eat turkey. 75 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,000 What do we eat? Turkey and a glass of wine? 76 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,040 I don't know what to leave behind. I am... 77 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,400 90? How about that? He arrives? Do you think 90 is okay? 78 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,800 - Do you like sweets? - Of course! 79 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,840 - There are three layers of chocolate... - 110? 80 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,520 - I want one! You talked about him for days. - 115. 81 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,720 Chicken and turkey and a glass... I put in 115 dollars. Is it okay? 82 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,400 - It's fine. Goodbye! - Bye, Cheryl. 83 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,840 - Thank you for coming. - Aren't you going to say goodbye? 84 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,600 Of course yes... Goodbye. 85 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,560 - Bye, guys! - I was going to say goodbye. 86 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,040 - Have a good trip! - I left 115 dollars. 87 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,880 I went out to dinner and I finish with homework. 88 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,680 The farewell scene it was very embarrassing. 89 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,240 It was so you wouldn't forget to say goodbye. 90 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,240 I was going to say! I'm not stupid. 91 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,080 - Sometimes, you don't say. - What? 92 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,560 Sometimes you forget to say goodbye to people. 93 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,960 - I never forgot! - You already forgot, yes. 94 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 - There are those who think it is on purpose. - What nonsense! 95 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,320 Do you know how much I paid for that dinner? 96 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,480 He kept putting money on the table. 97 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,600 - Why did you do that? - They didn't tell me to stop. Thanks. 98 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:42,040 - You didn't have to leave so much money. - I asked: "Is that enough?" 80, 90. 99 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:46,840 I hope my parents have eaten. I didn't even remember that. 100 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,560 - How long are you going to stay here? - See you next week, 101 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,320 when we go to Monterey, to Becky's wedding. 102 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,280 - It doesn't work because... - It's fine! 103 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,600 - They mean normally. - Okay, but I want Arabia. 104 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,120 - We've already discussed this. It is not a country. - It's a country. 105 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,960 - Hello, boys. - Hello. 106 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,240 - Is Arabia a country? - Arabia? No, it's Saudi Arabia. 107 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:14,760 You don't know what you're talking about, "Mr. Expert in other people's affairs"! 108 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,560 Are you playing "Scattergories"? 109 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,560 - Yes. - Can I play? 110 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,200 I hope they don't mind. We reviewed the games. 111 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,560 - I don't care. - We don't play... 112 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:28,200 - And the drink. - Larry, do you want to play a game? 113 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,840 - No, I'm going up. - Thank you, Captain Geography. 114 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,200 Larry, won't you say goodbye? 115 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,560 Goodnight. Sorry. 116 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,200 - Goodnight. - Attention, J. Cinco. Play! 117 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,680 Ohio State. It is a college with an O. 118 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,400 For the love of God! Give me time, I want it too. 119 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,800 - My God! - Western! 120 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:03,120 - Western. - Baby, don't yell at my parents. 121 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,040 - I wasn't shouting, but helping. - Angel. 122 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,200 - But it's not real. - So what? It's in heaven. 123 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:14,240 What do you know about these pages? 124 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:19,840 Do you know anything about this? Glue it somewhere? 125 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,400 What do you know? She was very vague about it. 126 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,720 What do I write? Does she want a poem? 127 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,680 "Something funny," she said. Is it a sheet of lines? 128 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,480 Maybe trim the edges. 129 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,040 No special scissors to make these cuts? 130 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,040 You will have the lights on much longer? 131 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,760 I have also written the letter 132 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,560 to the municipal museum. The letter of recommendation. 133 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,560 Want to hear? 134 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,600 "Hon. LA Municipal Museum, 135 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,200 "this is a letter of recommendation for a guy named... 136 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,440 "A guy named Jeremy, an acquaintance of mine. 137 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:03,480 "Draw beautiful concentric circles and moving geometric figures." 138 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,840 I can make triangles and circles. 139 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:10,200 Is it art? If I can do it, is it art? 140 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,280 - Good night. - Good night. 141 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,040 "Exam. Municipal Directorate, 142 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:24,200 - "I write on behalf of Jeremy..." - It's fine. 143 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,320 - "I'll find out the nickname and I'll tell you." - It's fine. 144 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:36,080 - Have you ever made a page like this? - No, it's stupid! 145 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,160 Who are you having dinner with? 146 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,560 - What is the situation? - They're all our friends. 147 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,600 I can't go to the Lakers game tonight. 148 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:48,200 - Really? - Susie has to go to New York. 149 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,360 The mother is sick. I'll take the girl. 150 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,400 What are you going to do? Who will keep the ticket? 151 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,040 Why don't you give it to Lewis? 152 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,920 - Of course! - Go with him! 153 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,120 - Jeffy, how are you? - Al, how's it going? 154 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,760 Good. And yours? 155 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,840 -Albert Mayo, Larry David. - Al Mayo. Nice to meet you. 156 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,000 - He's Shaq's agent. - Really? 157 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,480 I'm going to the game tonight. I have his seats. 158 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,360 You will love... It's the guy from "Seinfeld", right? 159 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,520 - Yes. - Shaq loves the series. 160 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,000 - Really? - Yes, you love him. 161 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:22,720 I have to go to the Center. Good game! Have fun. 162 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,520 - Pleasure. - Did you play? 163 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:28,160 - I withdrew 300 dollars from Dr. Wiggins. - Good! See you soon. 164 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,040 - Goodbye. - See you soon! 165 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,920 - Let's go! - Just do me a favor. 166 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,760 Look what I have on my back. 167 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,400 What is it? What do you think it is? 168 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:42,440 I don't know what it is. You should go to the doctor. 169 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,280 - Really? - Yes. 170 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,480 See that guy? It's Dr. Wiggins, who he spoke of. 171 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:52,760 - He's the Lakers' doctor. Ask him. - But he's an orthopedist. 172 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,840 They know everything. He can see and say: "It's anything or it's nothing." 173 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,040 If I tell you it's nothing, you're good. 174 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,920 - I'm going to hit some balls. - See you on the field. 175 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,400 - Dr. Wiggins? How are you? - Good. 176 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,080 I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a little something on my back 177 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,520 and I wanted to see if I could spare myself a visit to the dermatologist. 178 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,960 Sorry, I'm a little late. 179 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,520 It only takes a second to see. 180 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,400 I'm sure it's nothing and you could... 181 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:32,040 Make an appointment and show up. I'll be happy to check it out there. 182 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,640 It's just a second. Just say it is something or it is nothing. 183 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:39,680 - It's like looking at a watch. - What is your profession? 184 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,520 - I'm a writer. - Next time you're in a hurry, 185 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,680 why don't you write to me some free stuff? 186 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,760 He just had to look. Was I going to die for this? 187 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,560 - The doctor? Please! - What's the problem? 188 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,960 I was in the locker room. I just had to look. Five seconds! 189 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,560 How are you? 190 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,560 The guy just went to relax, just like you. You need to give him space. 191 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,160 - Look at this! - How are you? 192 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,160 - Good. - I take them places. 193 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,320 - That's his and that's yours. - These two? 194 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,080 Good game! 195 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,720 - My God! - Look at this! Isn't it fantastic? 196 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:29,400 - Damn! - It's good, isn't it? Isn't it spectacular? 197 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,840 - Isn't it absolutely incredible? - It's unbelievable! 198 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,760 We have a great agent. What should I say? 199 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,480 Ladies and gentlemen, your Los Angeles Lakers. 200 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:46,320 - You have the best place, seriously. - The bank is right here. Look! 201 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,920 I can hear everything Jackson says. I'll tell you what he said. 202 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,160 Shaquille O'Neal. 203 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,160 Anthony Peeler, two baskets. 204 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,520 Why don't you put Shaq back in the game? 205 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,360 Who? Coach Jackson? 206 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,640 I'll ask you. I say that Larry David is upset. 207 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,160 He's been out of the game for five minutes. 208 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,200 Maybe he's upset. Maybe he's tired. 209 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,240 Creed! My God! 210 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,280 Idiot! What did you do?! 211 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,240 - My God! I'm so... - What did you do?! 212 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:43,760 - Are you okay? I'm really sorry. - Give us space! Everyone back! 213 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,680 Take it easy. Where does it give you? 214 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,120 - On the knee. - On the knee? 215 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,400 Okay, take it easy. 216 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,800 Look! It wasn't a murder, for the love of God! 217 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,520 - Can you stretch it, Shaq? - No. 218 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,040 - Can you lean on him? - How did it happen? 219 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,080 I stretched my legs. I'm sorry. 220 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,600 Let's lift it. I hold his leg. Lift it up! 221 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:09,240 - I'm really sorry. - Can you support yourself on your knee? 222 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,280 - No. - No? 223 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,840 It was an accident! It was an accident! 224 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,440 - Sit down. - It was an accident! 225 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,720 - This is a nightmare. - Let's go. I'm embarrassed. 226 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,600 - I'm going to disappear from here! - Let's go! Come on. 227 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,320 Let's go! Come on, hurry up! Move! 228 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,360 It was an accident! 229 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,160 - Go for a walk! - It was an accident. 230 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,040 Believe me, Julie! I saw! I saw it on the news. 231 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,720 I saw everything, and he just arrived. 232 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,040 I can't talk now. We'll talk later. It's fine. 233 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,920 - My God! - Did you see me on the news? 234 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,640 - Of course I saw it! - Me? 235 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,800 You tripped Shaq O'Neal. It will be stopped for two months. 236 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,640 - Crawling? Did they say Larry David? - Yes! 237 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,560 You have a big plan. It even has it in slow motion. 238 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,800 "Larry David got Shaquille O'Neal." For two months, you will be away. 239 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,840 And the phone doesn't stop ringing. 240 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,400 You can go talk to the other room so we can watch our program? 241 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,400 - Can we call tomorrow? It's chaos! - Two months? 242 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,840 - Will you be stopped for two months? - Two months. And that's not all. 243 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,440 A reporter thinks you had a motive, because you're a Knicks fan. 244 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,480 And I had a reason. I wanted to kill him. There was a reason. 245 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:39,400 Can you talk outside, please? How about a little consideration? 246 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,160 - Sorry. - My God! 247 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,680 My parents are watching their show. 248 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,480 Don't you say goodbye? 249 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,040 Cretin! 250 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,680 Yes, it's you! It's all your fault! 251 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,320 Yes, idiot! 252 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,000 What the hell...? 253 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,640 It was an accident. It was stretching his legs and he stumbled. 254 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,400 They took my tickets away. The Lakers confiscated them. 255 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,320 - Yeah! - They can't do that. 256 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:26,320 They can! It's in the back. I am responsible by whoever is in my place. 257 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,880 Why did you stretch your legs? Why? You were in the front row! 258 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,640 - Why did you have to stretch? - I stretched my legs. 259 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,200 Damn! Do you know how difficult Did you get these tickets? 260 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,800 One game, the first game, and you ruin everything! 261 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,080 Sorry. 262 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,120 It's fine. 263 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,200 - Damn! - I'm sorry. 264 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,320 - What can I do? Can I help? - Buy the team! 265 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,360 It would be a help. 266 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,800 - Hello, Chuck. - Larry, how are you? 267 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,280 - Good. - What happened in yesterday's game? 268 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,360 Shaq was coming off the bench. 269 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,360 You stretched your legs and the guy tripped. 270 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,520 - It was an accident. - You have to be careful. 271 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,680 You're sitting there, you see a player. 272 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,000 It's a human mountain! 273 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,600 - You should definitely see it. - I know, I know. 274 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,880 It was stupid, it was an accident. 275 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:33,960 I know. But without Shaq, We can't win, you know? 276 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:42,560 How can I be clearer? No comments. Thanks. 277 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,480 You have a lot of messages 278 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:52,240 and, when the phone didn't ring, faxes arrived... 279 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,640 I want to try to get in touch with Shaquille O'Neal. 280 00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:01,440 Find out where it is. You may be in hospital, I don't know. But... 281 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:05,280 Forget it, don't answer! I noticed who was a huge "Seinfeld" fan. 282 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:10,120 Fix the "Seinfeld" cassette tapes, if you can. All episodes. 283 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,080 And I don't know... 284 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,800 Already signed a page in a birthday book? 285 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,400 All the magazines are calling. They will make a highlight. 286 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,400 - I'm going home. - Don't you say goodbye? 287 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,760 Creed! 288 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,840 Damn! 289 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:11,320 - Don't leave it there. Put it! - Put it wherever you want. 290 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,240 - What is happening? - Let's go. 291 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,000 - What are you going to? - Let's go. 292 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,000 - It's too much confusion for us. - Lots of fuss. 293 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,240 - Seriously, are you leaving? - We'll leave you to your chaos! 294 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280 Crosses! 295 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:27,320 Hand, I wish they wouldn't leave so early. I... 296 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:31,720 - It's time, darling. - Don't you want to stay a little longer? 297 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,640 It's fine. If they reconsider, can come back. 298 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:39,200 - Good luck with the phone. - It's sad! It's sad. 299 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,440 Don't they say goodbye? 300 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,520 - They were in a hurry. - It's bad manners, you know? 301 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,040 Our! Damn! 302 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,840 - Too much confusion for them? - Yes. 303 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:04,560 Larry! I'm glad I caught you at home. I'm so happy! 304 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:09,360 I don't know if you've started writing yet the page for Bob's book... 305 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,400 Do you know why? Because I gave up on that idea. 306 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:18,360 I thought it was a lot of work and I thought: "Give him some perfume." 307 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,280 - I've been thinking about this. - Sorry. I feel... 308 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,560 I was going to make a basket with... I was going to falsify some Lakers signatures. 309 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,040 - Really? Well... - I was going to write two memories 310 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,040 of both occasions where we had dinner together. 311 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,600 - I feel bad. You were upset. - There was a beautiful rainbow 312 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,920 with "I love you, Bob"... 313 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,120 Seriously? How wonderful! 314 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:47,200 I'm sure you can take advantage of that. for something else. 315 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,920 - How did the other friends react? - They reacted well. 316 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,360 They weren't upset or anything. Thanks. 317 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,280 Was it Jill? 318 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:07,400 She canceled the page in the birthday book. 319 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,480 Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me 320 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,320 because of Shaquille O'Neal. 321 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:20,240 - How sad! - Sadness? Are you crazy? 322 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,320 - I'm going to Starbucks. -Starbucks? Wait, I'll come with you! 323 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,080 - No, I just want to leave the house. - No, no, no! 324 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,560 Adora, if anyone asks about me, I went to Starbucks! 325 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,080 I want a coffee. 326 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:45,440 And I want a vanilla one... One of those vanilla things. 327 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,000 Put whatever you want. 328 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,720 It could be vanilla, coffee with milk... Anything, it doesn't matter. 329 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,720 - It's over now! - What it was? What's the problem? 330 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,440 - I don't like this at all... - What? 331 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,840 - From the new Larry. - What's the problem? 332 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,520 It's too enthusiastic, and I miss old Larry. 333 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,440 - You have? - Yes. There's Jeremy. 334 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,400 Larry, I'm glad I caught you! Your maid said you would be here. 335 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,320 I want to give you a quick word. 336 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,760 - Let me guess. - It's fine. 337 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,120 - Can I try to guess? - Yes of course! 338 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,120 Doesn't want you to write your letter of recommendation. 339 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,520 - Our! That's it! - Damn! 340 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,840 - It's a relief, I must tell you. - But it's a shame. 341 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,800 I wrote many compliments to your work, 342 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,880 with geometric shapes, triangles, trapezoids, etc... 343 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:43,840 - The work is not limited to that. - But they are very captivating figures. 344 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,240 - The triangle and the square are... - Thank you. 345 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,320 Take care of yourself! That's it for next time. 346 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,240 I'm available for any favor you need. 347 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,360 Thank you very much. Goodbye! 348 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,120 Coffee for me! Ladies and gentlemen, 349 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,320 coffee, donuts, cupcakes and rolls for free! 350 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,000 Anything you want! It's on me, I pay! 351 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,160 Everyone come here and get a coffee! 352 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,560 That's right! Help yourself at will! 353 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:14,960 That's right, don't be ashamed. Thank you very much. 354 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,920 Come on! It's all on me! 355 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,120 By the way, this is very good. Thanks. Is it "café latte"? 356 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,320 - What is that? Milk and coffee? - Yes, it's coffee with milk. 357 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,560 Coffee with milk! Who knew? Coffee with milk! 358 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,640 - My God! What a drink! - I want to leave. 359 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,360 - Coffee and milk mixed. - Let's go. 360 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:39,080 We have to go. Sit down, Eat a Donut, a piece of bread. 361 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,720 - Shaquille O'Neal? - At the end of the corridor. 362 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,360 Thank you very much. 363 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,840 Attention, Dr. Bender. Dr. Bender! 364 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,640 Sorry, are you a doctor? 365 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,200 - Yes, I'm a doctor. - Can you do me a favor? 366 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,240 Would you mind taking a look Is it my back? 367 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,840 Tell me if it's something What should I worry about? 368 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,240 - For sure. Turn around. - It's right here. 369 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,960 - You see this... - It is solar keratosis. 370 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,920 - What is that? - It's benign, it's because of the Sun. 371 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,600 Don't worry, it's nothing. 372 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,200 - My God! Thanks. - You're welcome. 373 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,320 He was so nice about checking me out. More doctors should be like Dr. 374 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,080 - Don't sunbathe! - It's fine. Thank you, Dr. 375 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:32,320 Sorry. I would like to give some cassettes to Shaquille O'Neal. Is it possible? 376 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,560 We deliver them. 377 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,640 - Seriously? Thank you very much. - Hello, Larry. 378 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,360 - Hello, Albert. - What are you doing here? 379 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,720 I was going to offer these cassettes from "Seinfeld" to Shaq. 380 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,600 That's very nice of you. Coming here to apologize. 381 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:52,040 - It's very... He'll like it. - Actually, I just came to bring this. 382 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,800 - I wouldn't dare... - I'll see him now. 383 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,200 You can come with me. Let's go! 384 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,320 - Seriously? - Yes. 385 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,840 - Do you think he's going to hurt you? - I think so. 386 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,320 - An apology would be nice. - I apologize. 387 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,800 - What should be done? It happens! - I know. 388 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,080 It's a good gift. He will spend two months in bed. 389 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,320 - Do you think he'll like it? - It's his favorite show. 390 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,760 - Great! - So, how are things? 391 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,160 - They've never been better. - Great! 392 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,080 - What's there, boy? - Peanut butter. 393 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,240 - Dairy, peanut butter. - No. 394 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,600 - What do you mean by that? - It is not a dairy product. 395 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,520 The whole world knows that butter Peanut is a dairy product. 396 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,440 - What? - Dairy products come from the cow. 397 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,600 - Peanuts are not dairy products. - Peanut butter... Muuuuuu! 398 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,040 Peanuts come from the ground or something like that. 399 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,920 - How are you? - Look who I found in the hallway! 400 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,520 Larry David, Shaquille O'Neal. He wants to tell you something. 401 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,600 I'm very sorry... 402 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:00,160 this incident and I don't know how this could have happened. 403 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,320 I was stretching myself. I had never sat there before. Sorry. 404 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,160 Should this help me? 405 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,360 I don't know what to do to make it up to him. 406 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,080 I brought these "Seinfeld" cassettes. Albert said it was faith. 407 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,880 - And I am. - All the episodes are here. 408 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,680 Do you have the cassettes of all the episodes? 409 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,480 - Listen... - Scattergories. 410 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:27,120 Dairy products. Peanut Butter would be considered dairy, right? 411 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,320 - Of course. It's butter. - Thanks. 412 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,120 - A sensible man! - No. 413 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,400 Listen, I have "Pendant, Porsche, Popeye... 414 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,200 "Pago Pago and Provolone." 415 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,640 - The doctor kills us! - I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be right back. 416 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:47,000 - He's smart! How much does he have? - Now he's 26. 417 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,520 - And me? - You're 25. 418 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,280 - And you, how many do you have? - 25. 419 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:56,640 By the way, the doctor didn't I say five things with P? 420 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,920 Yes. 421 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:03,360 "Pago Pago" and "Provolone" It's not on this list, if you check. 422 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,920 - My God! - Is the doctor cheating? 423 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,600 It's obvious he invented this after time runs out. 424 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,760 - Why would I cheat? - A doctor. 425 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,000 - Do you want to play another one? - Doctor... 426 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,840 - How can you cheat? - What's this conversation? 427 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,800 Like this? He gave us five names. There are only three of you. 428 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 You know what else, Doctor? I'm fed up with you! 429 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,320 - He's fired. - I didn't cheat. 430 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,480 Get this guy out of here! You're fired! 431 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,960 - I won! - Skirt! 432 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,360 - Al, please! - I told you to get out of here! 433 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,200 - Take him out of here now! - Time is up. 434 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,160 - Time is not up! He cheated! - It's the hourglass! 435 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,240 - No, it's not! Get out of here. - I was going to write everything down. 436 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,920 - Get out of here. - You heard what he said. Skirt! 437 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960 You have to go away. 438 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,720 Don't you say goodbye? 439 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,520 Have you ever noticed how no one says goodbye anymore? 440 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,560 - Have you noticed that? - Yes. 441 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,400 Why would people Can't they go out and be polite? 442 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,680 My favorite episode of "Seinfeld" it was "The Contest". 443 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,040 I already know! Want to see "The Contest"? 444 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,280 If you put "The Contest", I will forget everything 445 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,880 and I will forget that you tripped me. 446 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,720 Peanut butter is dairy-free. 447 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,040 -Shaq? - Yes? 448 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,560 There's a funny thing. I had the opportunity to review your file. 449 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:31,960 and I don't know how it happened, but it seems that Dr. Wiggins got the MRI wrong. 450 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,480 Diagnosis of complete rupture of the quadriceps tendon... 451 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:40,080 It is a partial rupture. Rest a week and he will come back strong. 452 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,280 - Great! - A week? I can't believe it! 453 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,920 I was alone. 454 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,680 Sorry for the inconvenience... 455 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,920 - Can you give me a ride? - The doctor. 456 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,720 - Yes, upstairs. - Yes. 457 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,920 - How's your back? - Barry, come on! Come with us. 458 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,520 - What? - Don't sunbathe! 459 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,200 - Aren't you a doctor? - It's on the 6th floor, in Psychiatry.